July 4, 1776

I don't exactly know what happened here. All I really know is that some 200+ years ago, I was visiting in some strange country, (I think they call it the U.S. or something.) Anyway, these people were fighting all over the place and this guy who had spilled catsup on his geeky uniform asked me to 'help' so I made him a limburger flapjack. The cheese had gone bad or something and with one big heave he took that other army right out of the war.